You Know You’re a Real Estate Agent When…

Your Monthly cell phone minutes are almost in the 6 figure mark

 You can effectively answer the phone, reply to an e-mail, send a fax, eat your lunch, review title work, send a text message, and set a showing at one time.

 The only time you can be social is at 2 a.m.–online with the other real estate agents.

 Starbucks is 3 of your 7 favorite restaurants.

 You’ve read the Cod of Ethics, you follow the Code of Ethics but cannot understand why 90% of the agents that you do a deal with act as if the Code was written in Vulcan.

 You are also a psychiatrist, divorce counselor, marriage counselor, mind-reader, babysitter, job consultant, teacher, mentor and a creative genius.

 No matter how hard you work one client will think you’re overpaid.

 You plan for a small vacation and all the business that you could ever want comes out of the woodwork 3 days before you leave.

 You yell at your computer when the internet is down.

You attend any Broker Open that serves food.





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