Your Monthly cell phone minutes are almost in the 6 figure mark
The only time you can be social is at 2 a.m.–online with the other real estate agents.
Starbucks is 3 of your 7 favorite restaurants.
You’ve read the Cod of Ethics, you follow the Code of Ethics but cannot understand why 90% of the agents that you do a deal with act as if the Code was written in Vulcan.
You are also a psychiatrist, divorce counselor, marriage counselor, mind-reader, babysitter, job consultant, teacher, mentor and a creative genius.
No matter how hard you work one client will think you’re overpaid.
You plan for a small vacation and all the business that you could ever want comes out of the woodwork 3 days before you leave.
You yell at your computer when the internet is down.
You attend any Broker Open that serves food.